Greenday Chronicles Chapter One

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(Greenday is th best band evr, don't u thing?  LOL, sorr I took so long but I was eating cake.  I also met a banker and we started beige friends.  She is my uncle.)
THROUGHOUT HISTORY, THERE HAVE BEEN TRAGIC.  Whether it was Romeo and Juliet, Cleopartra and Mark Anthony, Or Cleopatra and Caesar, there have been many tragic romances.  In all of them, people have died.  THIS IS ONE SUCH ROMANCE.
This is the tragic tale of Billy Joe Armstrong, Tre Cool, and Mike Dirnst as they went on a brave adventure throughout Alaska and fought the ultimate evil.  In the process, THEY FOUND TRUE LOVE.  Our story begins in a concert.
Did I tell you?  I am their band Manager.  My Name is Diamond.  I am a gothic lolita with waist-length hair which is half black and half perple.  I have fashion and models and such, and I also hate preps.  I am a nerd.  People always make fun of me 4 wearing gothic clothes and being smarter than them.  I am 16 years old and I live in a box behind the studio, but nobody knows that.  That box used to belong to a hobo, but he died and I moved in.
I never know my parents, because they both died before I was born.  So I grew up on my own.  I go to a local high school here in Transylvania.  There are boys there, but they are all loser.
Today, the band was in concert.  I patted all of their heads and sent them out onto stage.  They played two song which I wrote for them.  Here are the songs:

MISERY AND DARKNESS OVER COME ME
EVERYBODY IS AGAINST ME
SORROW SORROW SORROW
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EVERYBODY IS A STUPID HEAD
THEY ALL HAVE EVIL SOULS
THEY DON'T LOVE ANYBODY
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I WISH THAT I COULD EAT THEIR HEADS
I AM A VAMPIRE

That song was "I am a head-eating vampire."  It was very sad.   The other song was this one- it was a funny one so that people would stop crying:
ALL OF THE PREPS
WE ATE THEIR INTESTINES
WE ATE THEIR INTESTINES IN A PIE
ALL OF THE PREPS WE DESTROYED
AND THAT'S NOT A LIE
NOT A LIE
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ALSO WE ALL FOUGHT WITH
A POLITICIAN AND WE WON
HIS NAME WAS GEORGE BUSH
GEORGE BUSH
HE WAS VERY FAT
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AND THEY ALL BURST

That song also had some German lyrics but I can't speak German.  It was called "High-lyrical Drug High."  When they were done with the song all of the people were laughing and cheering.  It made me smile, almost, but I don't smile because smiles are for preps.
The band came back in.
"Hi Diamond" they all said.
"Hi" I said sadly.  All of the band was my age because they were highschoolers now.  They used to be old but I made them young.
There names were Billy Joe, Tray, and Mike.  They all liked being goth.  Sometimes they wore dresses but usually they didn't.  Because if they wore dresses too much they might turn into girls.  They were identical triplets.  That made them very popular.  Nobody but them knew I existed, though.
The next day, we were all at school.  I had stupid preps coming and talking to me.  I swore at them sometimes, but they swore back.  They were growing stronger.  So I snapped my fingers and Greenday beat them up.  It was beautiful.
That day, I was wearing a short black dress with a lot of lime green lace on it.  I was wearing pinstriped thing socks, which I held up with a leather garter belt.  My boots were so high that they reached my knees.  I was wearing fishnet gloves and my lung hair was braided.  That made it look like streaks.  I was wearing lipstick as black as my hair half, and my eyeshadow was dark as the moon.
"HEY THERE" said a guy in a yellow polo shirt.  He  was an ugly prep.  I swore revenge.  So then I used my fingernails to mutilate his
"WE ARE LATE FOR CLASS" said Tray.  
"Oh," said I.  "This is bad!  Mr. Davidson might be angry!"
"Yeah, said Billy.  "You don't want to make him angry."
So we ran for class.  The guy in the yellow shirt was dead.