Greenday Chronicles Chapter 2

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Mt. Davidson was being stupid.  He kept saying that he was a god king.  He made somebody lick his shoes.  Tray and Billy and I laughed.  It was fun but we still hated Ms. Davidson.  After class we went to lung.
None of us ate because we weren't hungry.  Instead, we threw food at preps.  That was fun too.  It was a good bonding activity.  
The next class was with Mr Davidson too.  He killed the other teachers and took their classes, but everyone whas too scared to do anything.  Today he was teaching history.
"AND ROPESPIERRE CUT OFF ALL OF THEIR HEADS" he said.  I fell asleep.
I had a strange dream.  I was naked in a dark place.  There was a weird crinching person beside me.  
"Hello," I said.  "Are u a prep or a goth?"
"A goth" said the person.  It was a boy with long hair and eyeliner.  I should have known that he was a goth because he didn't have leggings- he had Tripp pants.
"Why are u here?"  I asked.
"Because of an important message!  I can not tell you my name so just call me Sorceror."
"What is the message" I said.
"There is a government bass in ALASKA." said Sroceror sexily.  He tossed his black tresses.  "It will be invaded by bad guy.  They want to steal a secret formula."
"I gasped."
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When I woke up, class was over and the room was empty...  Except for a few evil preps.  I stuck my evil finger at them, but they didn't react.  They started singing evilly:
We are preps!  We are preps!
We wear a lot of legging and pink!  We hate goths
We hate hate hate goths!
We will kill you because we hate goths!
Justin Bieber is the best singer!
BEST SINGER
We want him to kill all of the goths with a chainsaw!
We love Britney Spears and Hannah Montana!  We hate goths!
We spend all day in ugg boots killing goths!

There song sucked very bad.  It made my ears moan and scream.  I took out my gun and shot them.  Their ears oozed blood.  I ran away from there.  I was wearing a back dress with hot pink lace but not ugly prep pink, goth pink.  It was very short and my bloomers showed sometimes.
It was recess.  All of the preps were skipping rope and playing hopscotch.  I stood with Billy Joe Tray and the other guy (he was wearing a dress that day but nobody cared).  We made faces at the preps.
"Hey" said Tray.  "Why are you looking so sad?"
"Because I'm a goth." I said.  "Also because I had a dream about a Sorceror who was sad because of Alaska."
"THEN WE SHALL GO TO ALSKA."  said Billy Joe and Tray and that other guy.  He was wearing pants now.
We stole an airplane and flew to Alaska.  I was not happy because the airplane smelled like feet.  The band bowed before me and wept for forgiveness.
We landed in alaska.  There was a fancy hotel there, and we were very poor, except for Billy Joe, who was rich.  He did not have a credit card on him, though, so we all pooled together our money and bought a hotel room.
It had two beds.  The band slept in one bed, and I slept in the other.  We put on our pajamas, which were black lace nightgowns.  They didn't wear pajamas, though, because they were guys, and guys don't always need 2 wear clothes.  Also, we only had nightgowns and if they slept in nightgowns they might become girls who wear clothes.
The phone rang.  I picked it up.
"It is Billy Joe's mother," said the person on the other line.  It was a rich woman voice.  I gave the phone to Billy Joe.
I put my ear right next to the phone so that I could hear what she was saying.  This is what she was saying:
"WHY DID YOU JOIN A BAND!!  YOU ARE FORGETTING YOUR ARRANGED MARRIAGE IN A MONTH!   YOU MUST MARRY A RICH PEOPLE, OR ELSE YOU WILL BE POOR!"  I gasped dreadfully.  I didn't know that Billy Joe was getting married!  Why didn't he tell me about it?  What other secrets was he keeping from me!?